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Life.
Whatever.</description><title>Oh, Carlos.</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @ohcarlos)</generator><link>http://blog.ohcarlos.com/</link><item><title>Adrian Villar Rojas, Mi familia muerta (My Dead Family), 2009.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4637q6caN1rto58oo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Adrian Villar Rojas, &lt;em&gt;Mi familia muerta (My Dead Family)&lt;/em&gt;, 2009.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://blog.ohcarlos.com/post/23777704159</link><guid>http://blog.ohcarlos.com/post/23777704159</guid><pubDate>Sat, 26 May 2012 00:09:21 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>me: NEVER READ THE COMMENTS&#13;</title><description>me: NEVER READ THE COMMENTS&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
me: "As a taxpayer who recently stood behind several black people at a Kum &amp; Go while they all purchased lots of junk food with their cards, I feel sick. There are no words to describe my frustration with those who encourage benevolence for those that lack initiative."&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
James: As a taxpayer who recently saw an Asian walking a dog, I am concerned that our animal control officers are not keeping animals out of the hands of fiendish coolies&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
me: oh my god&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
James: As a taxpayer who recently stood behind a woman buying tampons, I feel sick. There are no words to describe my horror at a woman who will avoid pregnancy long enough to experience a menstruation cycle, thereby killing an innocent christian life.&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
James: as a taxpayer who recently stood behind several gay people in line for a gloryhole, i feel sick. there are no words to describe my chagrin at a self-involved man who would assume that whatever's behind that gloryhole is another man.</description><link>http://blog.ohcarlos.com/post/23777289486</link><guid>http://blog.ohcarlos.com/post/23777289486</guid><pubDate>Sat, 26 May 2012 00:02:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m452ipVr8D1qarl35o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://blog.ohcarlos.com/post/23776941002</link><guid>http://blog.ohcarlos.com/post/23776941002</guid><pubDate>Fri, 25 May 2012 23:55:52 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>eymagateen-news:

BLAST FROM THE PAST: EY! 5 THE GERMANY ISSUE...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4jg6pgtcr1r4mylxo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://eymagateen-news.tumblr.com/post/23679281301/blast-from-the-past-ey-5-the-germany-issue" target="_blank"&gt;eymagateen-news&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;BLAST FROM THE PAST: EY! 5 THE GERMANY ISSUE BY &lt;a href="http://www.kirabunse.com/" target="_blank"&gt;KIRA BUNSE&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;COLLAGES BY &lt;a href="http://studioboyo.com/home.html" target="_blank"&gt;PATRICK WAUGH&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://blog.ohcarlos.com/post/23776439125</link><guid>http://blog.ohcarlos.com/post/23776439125</guid><pubDate>Fri, 25 May 2012 23:47:04 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Gaston John Seville, Dior Homme, 2012 </title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4jo05L7oX1qzw5wjo1_r2_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/gastonj/7120625675/sizes/l/in/photostream/" target="_blank"&gt;Gaston John Seville, &lt;/a&gt;Dior Homme, 2012 &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://blog.ohcarlos.com/post/23775899064</link><guid>http://blog.ohcarlos.com/post/23775899064</guid><pubDate>Fri, 25 May 2012 23:37:51 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Gaston John Sevilla, Sebastian Suave, 2011 </title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4jnwmKysl1qzw5wjo1_r1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/gastonj/6581444543/sizes/l/in/photostream/" target="_blank"&gt;Gaston John Sevilla, &lt;/a&gt;Sebastian Suave, 2011 &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://blog.ohcarlos.com/post/23775882285</link><guid>http://blog.ohcarlos.com/post/23775882285</guid><pubDate>Fri, 25 May 2012 23:37:34 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4kyxkLQIZ1r0ydr2o2_r1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4kyxkLQIZ1r0ydr2o1_r1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://blog.ohcarlos.com/post/23775647483</link><guid>http://blog.ohcarlos.com/post/23775647483</guid><pubDate>Fri, 25 May 2012 23:33:37 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>inezandvinoodh:

who inspires me
Philip Mechanicus - Portrait of...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4l4idVwiA1qj1gglo1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://inezandvinoodh.tumblr.com/post/23735975503/who-inspires-me-philip-mechanicus-portrait-of" target="_blank"&gt;inezandvinoodh&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;who inspires me&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Philip Mechanicus - &lt;em&gt;Portrait of Inez van Lamsweerde&lt;/em&gt;, 1984&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Kisses xoxoVinoodh&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://blog.ohcarlos.com/post/23775569826</link><guid>http://blog.ohcarlos.com/post/23775569826</guid><pubDate>Fri, 25 May 2012 23:32:18 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4lmfq8yrf1qzc5p8o1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4lmfq8yrf1qzc5p8o2_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://blog.ohcarlos.com/post/23775308904</link><guid>http://blog.ohcarlos.com/post/23775308904</guid><pubDate>Fri, 25 May 2012 23:27:59 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>accidentalchinesehipsters:

Someone please put this man on the...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3zbjigr7Q1qk2xnco1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://accidentalchinesehipsters.tumblr.com/post/23596025622/someone-please-put-this-man-on-the-cover-of-w" target="_blank"&gt;accidentalchinesehipsters&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Someone please put this man on the cover of W magazine immediately. It’s as if &lt;a href="http://www.theawl.com/2012/05/mad-men-megan-draper-and-vogue" target="_blank"&gt;Megan Draper&lt;/a&gt; did a Freaky Friday body switch with a greasy Chinese &lt;a href="http://accidentalchinesehipsters.tumblr.com/post/19533844879/to-set-a-lone-tenant-of-aesthetic-appraisal-to" target="_blank"&gt;parking lot attendant&lt;/a&gt; and decided not to lower her dressing standards. It’s like Margaret Cho’s &lt;a href="http://thecomicscomic.typepad.com/.a/6a00e54ed02a678833014e882607c8970d-800wi" target="_blank"&gt;impression&lt;/a&gt; of Kim Jong-il came to life and ran away. It’s… can I have that jacket?&lt;br/&gt;The man is, in fact, the security guard at &lt;a href="http://coloredwithchaos.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"&gt;Christie Miller&lt;/a&gt;’s apartment complex in Xujiahui, Shanghai, and she claims that his “Gucci clutch” and “Zach Morris cell phone” make her feel “so safe.” Her brother, Kalifa Dong, took this photo. I hope that it is the first of many.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://blog.ohcarlos.com/post/23603494636</link><guid>http://blog.ohcarlos.com/post/23603494636</guid><pubDate>Wed, 23 May 2012 07:01:40 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>tylercoates:

This is an animated .gif of Marina Abramović.
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m35l5zf1cR1qz7ztxo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tylercoates.tumblr.com/post/21925582225/this-is-an-animated-gif-of-marina-abramovic" target="_blank"&gt;tylercoates&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This is an animated .gif of Marina Abramović.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://blog.ohcarlos.com/post/21975918864</link><guid>http://blog.ohcarlos.com/post/21975918864</guid><pubDate>Sat, 28 Apr 2012 09:57:19 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>
Daphne Guinness: Undressed

Director Brennan Stasiewicz...</title><description>&lt;iframe src="http://www.nowness.com/media/embedvideo?itemid=1489&amp;issueid=1568" width="500px" height="315px" frameborder="0"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;div class="content-title"&gt;
&lt;h1 id="title"&gt;Daphne Guinness: Undressed&lt;/h1&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;h2 id="description"&gt;Director Brennan Stasiewicz Captures Fashion’s Enigma At Home and On Display&lt;/h2&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://blog.ohcarlos.com/post/21862409377</link><guid>http://blog.ohcarlos.com/post/21862409377</guid><pubDate>Thu, 26 Apr 2012 15:50:35 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Fag Hag Therapist</title><description>me:  I'm definitely a Rhoda/Mary.&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Jordan:  i think you're a Mary/Marilyn&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
actually&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
or maybe a Rhoda/Marilyn&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
because you're not naive enough to be a Mary&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
You're definitely a Rhoda, but you are a Marilyn because you know it's bad for you, but you give into temptation&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
all. the. time.</description><link>http://blog.ohcarlos.com/post/21861459146</link><guid>http://blog.ohcarlos.com/post/21861459146</guid><pubDate>Thu, 26 Apr 2012 15:34:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Werner Herzog’s Note To His Cleaning Lady</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.sabotagetimes.com/tv-film/werner-herzogs-note-to-his-cleaning-lady/"&gt;Werner Herzog’s Note To His Cleaning Lady&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://claytoncubitt.tumblr.com/post/21805037981" target="_blank"&gt;claytoncubitt&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"&gt;You constantly revile me with your singular lack of vision. Be aware, there is an essential truth and beauty in all things. From the death throes of a speared gazelle to the damaged smile of a freeway homeless. But that does not mean that the invisibility of something implies its lack of being. Though simpleton babies foolishly believe the person before them vanishes when they cover their eyes during a hateful game of peek-a-boo, this is a fallacy. And so it is that the unseen dusty build up that accumulates behind the DVD shelves in the rumpus room exists also. This is unacceptable.”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://blog.ohcarlos.com/post/21824804040</link><guid>http://blog.ohcarlos.com/post/21824804040</guid><pubDate>Wed, 25 Apr 2012 22:06:58 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>"You're only being asked to pitch in because you have the resources. You're not a tall person who us dwarfs are jealously trying to cut down to size. You're a tall person being asked to get something down from a very tall shelf because nobody else can fucking reach it."</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-things-rich-people-need-to-stop-saying/"&gt;"You're only being asked to pitch in because you have the resources. You're not a tall person who us dwarfs are jealously trying to cut down to size. You're a tall person being asked to get something down from a very tall shelf because nobody else can fucking reach it."&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://blog.ohcarlos.com/post/21782085803</link><guid>http://blog.ohcarlos.com/post/21782085803</guid><pubDate>Wed, 25 Apr 2012 10:02:30 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Video</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/LRogmcixV_M?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://blog.ohcarlos.com/post/21607960992</link><guid>http://blog.ohcarlos.com/post/21607960992</guid><pubDate>Sun, 22 Apr 2012 19:04:10 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>oldhollywood:

Brigitte Helm in Metropolis (1927, Fritz Lang)...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2jq0wZhmH1qzdvhio1_r1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://oldhollywood.tumblr.com/post/21182133531/brigitte-helm-in-metropolis-1927-fritz-lang" target="_blank"&gt;oldhollywood&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Brigitte Helm&lt;/strong&gt; in &lt;em&gt;Metropolis&lt;/em&gt; (1927, Fritz Lang) (&lt;a href="http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/4709435-metropolis" target="_blank"&gt;via&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://blog.ohcarlos.com/post/21525282432</link><guid>http://blog.ohcarlos.com/post/21525282432</guid><pubDate>Sat, 21 Apr 2012 17:47:41 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>brocatus:

lulinternet:

hold down alt/option while clicking the...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2t6aytLVg1qcr7fqo1_r1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://brocatus.tumblr.com/post/21514540604/lulinternet-hold-down-alt-option-while-clicking" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;brocatus&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://lulinternet.com/post/21472500000" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;lulinternet&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;hold down alt/option while clicking the reblog button on your dashboard to see da supa fly gif i was contracted to make&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;And then they say&lt;a href="http://hyperallergic.com/50226/new-data-reveals-artists-arent-gettin-paid/" target="_blank"&gt; artists don’t get paid&lt;/a&gt;!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://blog.ohcarlos.com/post/21524933599</link><guid>http://blog.ohcarlos.com/post/21524933599</guid><pubDate>Sat, 21 Apr 2012 17:42:13 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>dgroundsel:

sdr</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2uftfImOd1qbpxtio1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://otakugangsta.com/post/21514716619" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;dgroundsel&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;sdr&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://blog.ohcarlos.com/post/21524872935</link><guid>http://blog.ohcarlos.com/post/21524872935</guid><pubDate>Sat, 21 Apr 2012 17:41:17 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>‘swhat’s up.</title><description>&lt;span id="video_player_21253973023"&gt;[&lt;a href="http://www.adobe.com/shockwave/download/download.cgi?P1_Prod_Version=ShockwaveFlash" target="_blank"&gt;Flash 10&lt;/a&gt; is required to watch video.]&lt;/span&gt;&lt;script type="text/javascript"&gt;renderVideo("video_player_21253973023",'http://blog.ohcarlos.com/video_file/21253973023/tumblr_m2l5lsTxus1qh7dwj',400,300,'poster=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_m2l5lsTxus1qh7dwj_r1_frame1.jpg,http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_m2l5lsTxus1qh7dwj_r1_frame2.jpg,http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_m2l5lsTxus1qh7dwj_r1_frame3.jpg,http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_m2l5lsTxus1qh7dwj_r1_frame4.jpg,http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_m2l5lsTxus1qh7dwj_r1_frame5.jpg')&lt;/script&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;‘swhat’s up.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://blog.ohcarlos.com/post/21253973023</link><guid>http://blog.ohcarlos.com/post/21253973023</guid><pubDate>Tue, 17 Apr 2012 00:12:54 -0400</pubDate></item></channel></rss>

