Oh, Carlos.

Art.
Life.
Whatever.

So this happened.

JC: Ok, that's nice. But why are you steering clear of the elephant in the room: Maaaxxx Steeeeeele. Whadya think of his blog post about you???
Me: Oh god, did that even warrant a response? The guy is so lame. The only way he could have known about my blog post in the first place is if he constantly Googles himself OR has Google Alerts which speaks volumes about his narcissism. His blog post basically said "Don't call me a pretentious trust fund hipster who tries way too hard, when I'm really just a run-of-the-mill pretentious hipster who tries waaaaaay too hard.."

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