Astrology is not bullshit.
Susan Miller told me (and a select few other people who read astrologyzone.com) that I could expect great things as a result of Jupiter moving into Aquarius:
Your life is changing quite dramatically for the better, dear Gemini. Jupiter, planet of happiness, expansion, and good fortune, will now move into Aquarius for the first time since 1997 on January 5. Jupiter will stay in this sign for a year, until January 18, 2010.
Now that Jupiter will be in fellow air sign Aquarius, you will have more support from Jupiter than you’ve had in a very long time. The difference will soon become deliciously obvious as you go through your New Year - everything will be so much easier for you to achieve because the environment around you will be so much more supportive. You’ve labored through the trenches, but finally you’ll get help from VIPs and influential friends and you’ll be able to achieve your aims. In short, you are about to enter a much sweeter, softer phase.
Your health will improve and you’ll be able to travel more than you have in years past - possibly overseas (a great idea). If single, you’ll even find it a bit easier to navigate the dating scene. If all this sounds too good to be true, keep in mind that Jupiter rules not only good fortune, but miracles, too. Never stop believing!
I feel comfortable enough now to divulge the fact that I’m moving to London this summer, to live with the Finellis, indefinitely.