The Real Pirate of the Caribbean
Directed by M.I.A.
When I am president, only individuals who actually have their own personal style will be allowed to put out a clothing line. Lauren Conrad is not a part of that group. Neither are Jessica Simpson and P. Diddy. M.I.A., however, is more than welcome to inundate the public with her 90s candy raver meets American Apparel aesthetic—and, indeed, she has, with this trippy video in lieu of a runway show.
The small, but insane line of t-shirts, jump suits and hoodies can be purchased from her website. Prices are heinous, but after her retirement from music, she’s gotta pay the bills somehow.
PS: I call dibs on the watermelon jacket.
