Oh, Carlos.

Art.
Life.
Whatever.

Me: Go see the Sex and the City movie.
It addresses this topic.
Miranda: could you give me the clifs notes?
Me: Suuuper-abridged version: Wedding becomes bigger than the couple it's for; relationship goes kaput. Fabulous shoes. The end.
Miranda: hahaha
Perfect
You've saved me $12
and a headache

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