Oh, Carlos.

Art.
Life.
Whatever.

Solid proof the world is a better place with me in it.

jc: i think you should approach someone for fun... for a social experiment.
michelle: what kind of fun experiment could i possibly encounter at wesleys?
jc: just walk up to that guy and say, hey do you know what it feels like to fuck on cocaine.
michelle: but men are usually flacid on coke?
jc: theres even a song about it.
michelle: i will sing the song then.
jc: the song goes face down ass up thats the way we like to fuck.
michelle: why isnt carlos here yet to veto this?

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