Consuming, Item No. 1: Kenny Rogers & The First Edition, Greatest Hits
At the Oakland Museum White Elephant Sale this weekend, I bought a Kenny Rogers Best Of record for $1, and Jake bought some classical music, and he plugged in our record player. I still think it’s weird sometimes that this is really my grown-up house and my grown-up life and not just a really fun clubhouse I get to hang out in all the time. And someone else always keeps it clean. I’ll be sad if I really am allergic to that thrift-store smell. I don’t feel as bad buying Best Ofs as I should.
Mir, you always get it so, so right.
