“A son, John Charles Reindl Jr., weight eight pounds, 10 ounces was born on Jan. 31 at William Beaumont Hospital, Royal Oak, Mich. to Cynthia and John Reindl of 2374 Hinge Drive, Troy, Mich.”
Birth announcement in the local paper. They neglected to mention he had to be separated from the other babies in the maternity ward for solicitation and lewd and lascivious behavior.
