The homosexual agenda.
6:00 am Gym
8:00 am Breakfast (oatmeal, egg whites and mimosas)
9:00 am Hair appointment
10:00 am Shopping (at Nordstrom’s or Saks)
12:00 pm Brunch
2:00 pm
(a) Assume complete control of the U.S. Federal, state, and local governments, as well as all other forms of world government
(b) Destroy all healthy marriages
(c) Replace all school counselors in grades K-12 with agents from Colombian and Jamaican drug cartels
(d) Bulldoze all houses of worship
(e) Secure total control of the INTERNET and all mass media
2:30pm Be fabulous!
3:00 pm Mud mask and forty winks of beauty rest to prevent facial wrinkles from the stress of world conquest
4:00 pm Cocktails
6:00 pm Light Dinner (soup, salad with romaine, radicchio, arugula, and balsamic vinaigrette dressing and Pouilly Fuisse)
8:00 pm Theater
10:30 pm Bed.
