Oh, Carlos.

Art.
Life.
Whatever.

New York, through the eyes of Dana Goldstein, is less of an orgy of kids who are cooler, more attractive and have skinnier pants than you, and more like being a fly on the wall of a super-fun sleepover that never, ever ends. But in reality, Dana probably is cooler than you. She’s an intern for an A-list photographer, she publishes zines and photo-blogs her life. Maybe McGinley should watch his back? …I’m just sayin’.